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New armed boat will patrol port

Ummm...ok who the fuck let this get out of purchasing. I can understand wanting to have a boat to protect our blessed shores from Iraqi's who will be rowing over the oceans to get to California. I can understand the need to have high-power-with-predujice guns bristling out the front of the damn thing. Did anyone in the purchasing department recognize that this fucking boat is inflatable? Did the journalist who did the article
New armed boat will patrol port even think about that fact!?!? WTF - what moron would get a boat, plan to shoot from it and not expect to be shot back. Wait...wait....lemme get this - you need such big guns to presumably stop someone who has guns, but you don't give a shit about whether your ass makes it back to shore - you should seek psychological help.

Ugg.